So when I found out my Chapel Talk would be taking place during the week of Pan Hel, I didn't expect much turnout from the student body. I was pleasantly surprised. Dr. Placher even showed up. Rather than post one long entry, I'll make it bite-size and post in three parts. Here's the first. I hope you enjoy it.
Chapel Talk by Hugh Vandivier
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Good morning, Wabash. I want to thank the Sphinx Club for inviting me to speak today. I have to confess that I actually inadvertently asked for this gig. I was on deck at a swim meet this past season, and at some point when I was talking to Kyle O’Keefe or John Kasey, I said, “You know, I could give a Chapel Talk.” Me and my big mouth. Of course, when I accepted the invitation, I was under the impression that all speeches received a standing ovation. Thanks to the editors of the Bachelor for being the wet blanket.
To be honest, I have been a little reticent about giving this talk because firstly, I feel, as usual, I have a lot I would like to impart to you. My father was fond of attributing a quote to Napoleon, “When I realize my opportunities, I marvel at my moderation.” It’s kind of a family motto. And in these days of Google, I have yet to actually find confirmation that Napoleon Bonaparte did in fact say it.
Secondly, though I stand here at what some may deem a lectern and many others a pulpit, I intend neither to lecture nor preach. I wish simply to convey some of my observations in the great spirit of sharing and learning that this campus so successfully embraces.
The title of my speech hearkens a long-forgotten interim tradition that once replaced the Chapel Talks we have now. You see, of all the traditions at Wabash, I have yet to partake in an actual Chapel Talk until now. When I was in school, we didn’t have Chapel—mandatory or otherwise. But through the decades, this time has always been here. This break on Tuesday and Thursday after morning classes, like some vestigial tail. For a while though, we had a series called “It Seems to Me That…” I don’t remember who put it on, but it was held in good old Center 216. Anyone could sign up and use that time to speak on anything they wished. And when they advertised it on campus in the old Daily Announcements or on fliers, it would read, “It seems to me that,” says Wally Wabash, “that –and you’d have the topic of your talk. The titles were often provocative to ensure a crowd.
SO in the spirit of this interim tradition, I’d like to divvy this Chapel Talk into a few “It Seems to Me Thats.”
It Seems to Me That your generation lacks leadership, direction, and engagement.
If you think I’m talking about you guys, you’re only partially right. I dare say similar generalizations have been hurled at almost every generation to attend Wabash. Let me read you the lede of a Time magazine article:
They have trouble making decisions. They would rather hike in the Himalayas than climb a corporate ladder. They have few heroes, no anthems, no style to call their own. They crave entertainment, but their attention span is as short as one zap of a TV dial. They hate yuppies, hippies and druggies. They postpone marriage because they dread divorce. They sneer at Range Rovers, Rolexes and red suspenders. What they hold dear are family life, local activism, national parks, penny loafers and mountain bikes. They possess only a hazy sense of their own identity but a monumental preoccupation with all the problems the preceding generation will leave for them to fix.
The cover story was dated July 16, 1990, and was talking about Generation X. It’s a good lesson for those of us alumni whose memories become clearer of all the great and positive things we did but become ever so fuzzy in the stupid, moronic, and risky stunts we pulled. And herein lies the true generation gap that hinders communications between you, the students, and your alumni.
For us, the admonition was set forth by Dean Ben Rogge in his senior breakfast address on June 8, 1963. Titled “How To Be A Good Alumnus” and excerpted on the Alumni portion of the Wabash Web site, Dean Rogge warns us:
Do not "demand that this college remain always what you will come to think it was when you were here. Your Wabash College existed for only one brief four-year period, a period that is now closing."
Do not demand that the college seek out for admission only what you may conceive to be the typical or real Wabash man. On the contrary, you should demand of your Alma Mater that no typical Wabash man can be identified."
Do not demand that the College's faculty be of one type and one point of view… You should demand that the college always remain true to the words of John Stuart Mill which are now hung on the wall of your President’s office “that there is always hope when men are forced to listen to both sides of a question."
For you students, please recognize that as students of Wabash, we as alumni have high expectations of you. You are Wabash men, and that means something. Deep down, we all know that there’s this interplay between the two archetypes that seem to battle for the soul of every Wabash student. Instead of the angelic cherub and the devilish imp popping up on each shoulder as in so many Tom & Jerry or Bugs Bunny cartoons of my youth, it’s the battle between the Gentleman and the Caveman.
Lest you think me a saint, believe me when I say that boorish behavior was well practiced by Wabash men of my era. One good example: The Homecoming game against Franklin College my junior year was going to be a battle. The Grizzlies had an all-American passer named Reese Mann; we had future hall-of-fame passer Brett Butler. The joke went that with both teams’ passing attacks, we’d have to start the game at 10 in the morning just to get it over by sundown. Now, my dad was a Franklin alum, and at the time, my brother was attending Franklin and my mom was working there. They came up for the game, and as we entered Little Giant Stadium, we were greeted with a sign on the press box which read “The only thing Grizzly about Franklin is their women.”
One of the best things I learned here was to own up and take responsibility for my actions. I think it’s a quality that helps Wabash men excel in the cover-your-rear, It’s-not-my-fault business world. Though it’s not explicit, it’s built into the Gentleman’s Rule.
I keep hearing from students concerns that others on campus don’t abide by the Gentleman’s Rule. It’s easy to see why when composites and fraternity artifacts disappear off walls or when the senior public art project, the Critical Arch, is destroyed after a concert.
In this era, where we are embarked on a great conversation of how much freedom we should be willing to sacrifice for greater security, recognize how lucky you are to be given such responsibility. The fact that so many of you are concerned about it is good. It’s a start. I would challenge you, as a student body, to go further.
On the swim team, the guys abide by two rules, roughly stated: help yourself get faster and help your teammates get faster. On campus, I would extol the same. Be a gentleman, and encourage your classmates to act as gentlemen.
I’ll give another swim team example. When I swam here, the legendary Gail Pebworth coached us. To date, she remains the only woman to be inducted into the Wabash Athletics Hall of Fame. Those of you that I coach are sick of me saying it, but during my four years here, we lost the Bell all four times, but we never lost to DePauw once in a swim meet. Yes, they had good teams, and we swam them about five times a year in dual meets, invitationals, big meets, and Nationals. Coach Pebworth led by expectation, and she commanded our respect, although sometimes a bit begrudgingly.
Sometime after I graduated, the team began this cheer. It comprises nothing but cusswords, a stream of profanity yelled really loudly to be almost incomprehensible. The guys would perform this cheer in the men’s locker room (out of earshot of Coach Pebworth) and then file out on deck to sing Old Wabash. They were being both Cavemen and Gentlemen, but in the appropriate place. Even though Coach Pebworth has retired, the guys still do the cheer.